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Topic: First symptoms during pregnancy

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Personality:

Nervous, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping, Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts

Interest(s):

Sex education

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing

Favorite philosopher(s):

Nietzsche, Aristotle, Hobbes

Medical note(s):

Uses laxatives, Taking Valium, Taking Prozac

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia, Cloning themselves

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana, Taking Ecstasy

Favorite quote(s):

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

At first, I thought that these were normal symptoms of pregnancy and that there was no need to go to the doctor.
Some of the first pregnancy symptoms are very similar to those experienced at the time your period is due such as fatigue, breast soreness and mood swings.
In some women, the first symptoms and signs develop during pregnancy.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

When you first start to feel pregnancy symptoms and signs , it can be a very exciting, yet unsettling and confusing time.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
shirley
2005-02-28 03:27:13

will breast feel pain after u r pregnant even if wearing bra or my breast wont feel pain even wearing bra?

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