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Topic: First Time

Related:
  Part time    First Year  
  First Time Buyers    First Time Home Buyer  
  Day Time    Just in time  
  Real Time    New York Times  
  Time    Time Change  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Appearance:Overweight
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens,  PC World
Dream job(s):Banker,  Bus Driver
Education:None
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Real estate
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

First time I have visited your outstanding web site I was tested and told I had HCV in April 2000 by the Sacramento County Heath Dept.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Not the first time I've been within inches of a rattler, but I've yet to actually see one.
Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

It was the first time I've actually seen real Mexican people eating at a Taco Bell, which freaked me a bit.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The first time I heard Bill Chase was in Fond du Lac Wisconsin in 1971 probably about a week after the first album was released.
And the first time I ever played and drew a crowd was at the Newport Folk Festival in 1964 while I was still in the Navy.
It was probably the first time I had seen a very traditional electric blues band.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

The first time in over two years that I wore a white dress shirt to work.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

This was the first time I made the green for the performance of The Metropolitan Opera's La Boheme and I was surprised that they only sung it.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

I was nervous because that was the first time I have been on a dive with more than one shark.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The first time I heard it, I thought some teachers had sneaked into my house when I was sleeping.
The first time I saw one about 20 years ago, the women at that nursery would stroke it for luck.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

First time buyers from the commercial vendors below will have a portion of their payment sent to SVFF by that vendor.
 
 
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