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Topic: First Year

Related:
  New Year    First Time  
  One year    First Place  
  First Name Last    First Aid  
  First Name    First American  
  Year 2000    Families First  
  People First    Good Year  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Banker,  President of the United States
Education:Post-graduate,  College,  Junior High School
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Business,  English,  Economics
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse,  Volleyball
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Going back to school
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Her first 23 years were in corporate human resources and finance.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

This is the first shooting incident resulting in a murder on a Council estate in Kensington and Chelsea in 20 years.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

She was first hired as a receptionist, and advanced from this position within two years to Administrative Assistant.
The first two years of the residency provide comprehensive clinical training.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

He is six years old and attends first grade in an unnamed school.
I was 15 years old and had looked forward to this day ever since I had first heard Bohemian Rhapsody 3 years earlier.
I was 45 years old at the time and my very first thought was I would die within a year or two.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Vdraft is the first CAD system in ten years that let me meet customer standards without using AutoCAD.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

This is the first study of fishes in this area and is one of the few large collections of Congo basin fishes made in the past 30 years.
During the first years a paired catchment study was set up and started for reference monitoring of similarity of hydrological budgets between catchments.
This was the first time in 28 years that the prestigious Alexander von Humboldt Award for Agriculture went to a team of scientists.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

His first 2 years in Alaska were spent living on Kodiak Island in the Gulf of Alaska where he worked as an economist.
 
 
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