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Topic: Fisher and Paykel

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Most admires:

Edmund Hillary

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Vacuum cleaner, House

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Janitor, Interior decorator

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping, Pottery

Favorite body part(s):

Hair

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite sport(s):

Rugby, Cricket

Favorite destination(s):

Australia

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

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"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Fisher and Paykel are the foundation client and other major local importers and exporters are expected to utilise the inland port facility.
Now in phase two, Fisher & Paykel first implemented OrderWare in November 2000 within the DealerNet pilot which involved five dealers located on the West Coast of the United States.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Featuring air conditioning, individual spa, premium Fisher & Paykel appliances, exclusively designed fabrics, Travertine floors, granite bench tops and cedar shutters.
American standard dual butler sink in enamelled caste iron, Smeg wall oven, electric hob and range hood, Zanussi dishwasher and Fisher and Paykel twin fridge and freezer.
Stainless steel benches, gas oven and hob, rangehood, Fisher and Paykel fridge/freezer and dishwasher.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Fisher & Paykel has implemented OrderWare within the company's B2B 'DealerNet' portal, which allows US dealers to purchase Fisher & Paykel goods online direct from New Zealand.
Other recent wins for Unisys ASP include Fisher & Paykel's use of the OrderWare electronic commerce package from OrderWare Solutions to connect up its United States dealers.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Two Fisher and Paykel dishwasher drawers were chosen over the original choice of a traditional dishwasher in order to maximize flexibility, notes Buckley.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

All appliances and dishdrawers are brand new, perfect, factory boxed and delivered by Fisher and Paykel's own home delivery service.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Netball New Zealand confirmed on Friday that Christchurch, Wellington and Auckland are the three venues for next year's tenth Fisher & Paykel Series against England to be played in June 2003.
Netball New Zealand CEO Shelley McMeeken says she is delighted to have the opportunity for the Vodafone Silver Ferns to play England in both a UK tour in early February and also at home in the Fisher and Paykel Series in June.
Netball New Zealand confirmed on Friday that South Africa will play in a two-test Fisher and Paykel Series against the Vodafone Silver Ferns in early November.

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