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Topic: Weight Loss and Fitness

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Nervous, Spiritual

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Hair, Heart

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Working out at the gym, Running

Likes to wear:

Sports bra, Adidas

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Weight Loss Index - Provides a directory of weight loss, diet, fitness, supplements, and support links for successful weight loss!
Losing weight through nutrition and fitness did not seem gimmicky like the rest of the weight loss diets.
Personal fitness trainers, weight loss, fat loss, diet and nutrition.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Computerized fitness program which recommends diet and exercise requirements to achieve weight loss goals.
Fitness Program and Accelerated Weight Loss Program An introduction to the reasoning behind the Cape Cod Diet.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Unlike other leading online weight loss programs, it also provides you with cutting edge diet and fitness software for your personal computer.

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