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Topic: Five

Related:
  Take Five    Five Star  
  High Five    Big Five  
  Party of Five    Five Star Hotels  
  Five Senses    Channel Five  
  Factory Five    Five Kingdoms  
  Jackson Five    Famous Five  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Banker,  Tax Collector
Education:Post-graduate,  College
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Business,  Camping
Favorite sport(s):Horseriding
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Finding a job,  Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

In five or ten years you may buy everything from amazon or from a yahoo portal or an aol site but in real time using XML, local store databases are tapped to check stock status.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Five (5) years or more of documented work related experience on any information management system may be substituted for degree requirements.
Crandall spent five years as the Director of Federal Forests for the American Forest and Paper Association where he was responsible for National Forest issues.
Consideration of five years' worth of compliance history in permitting and enforcement decisions is not enough in some cases.
John Fielding,
CEO

Throughout over twenty five years of our operation and development we have been awarded most of the Catering Contracts for many Foreign Oil Companies operating in Vietnam.
The last five years he served as the officer in charge of all national marketing operations for the Consumer Products Division.
Up to five awards of a full tuition waiver for up to four years duration are available for exceptional international students.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Over the next five years they traveled through the wilds of America and plotted a boundary line on a constant latitude using astronomical calculations.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

When I was five years old, my mother signed me up for ballet lessons at a great school not far from our house.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The first five years of operation of the Physiological Sciences Program can be conservatively judged as an overwhelming success as we have observed a close interaction between students and faculty forming a truly interdisciplinary approach to graduate education.
The Guide is a synthesis of best practices observed by SAND and BICC during more than five years of international field research in the area of weapons collection and disposal.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Every five years since 1970, the states parties of the NPT meet to review progress and decide whether to extend the treaty for another five years.
 
 
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