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Topic: Take Five

Related:
  Five    Take that  
  Take home    Take two  
  Take away    Take 5  
  Take 6    Take pictures  
  Five Star    High Five  
  Big Five    Party of Five  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Mail carrier
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Going to the beach
Interest(s):Business,  English,  Camping
Favorite sport(s):Horseriding,  Canoeing,  Walking
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Takes five days and includes on board accommodation and gas and the course for 350 pounds.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It typically takes five to six minutes from the time the cronjob initiates the MVS batch job to moment the updated courses.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

It takes five minutes to learn the essentials about meditation.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

It takes five days to climb to the top but we will only climb up to a very beautiful spot in the foothills that will give us a panoramic view and an idyllic picnic spot near the waterfall.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Five minutes is usually all it takes to almost knock me down on my knees.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

This takes about five or six coats of glossy krylon or illinois bronze triple coat glossy sealant.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It takes only five seconds to find a source and one second to click the Transfer button and one second for your word processor to make a footnote.
It takes five minutes to sign up to receive your own free e-mail.
It takes five people 24 hours per month to produce what you have received.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Takes less then five minutes to install replacing your existing cable box, anyone can do it!
Five minutes is all it takes to monitor your 300 mm oxidation process.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Takes about five minutes to put together and when the timer rings I yell from my office that somebody needs to look at the chicken stuff.
 
 
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