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Topic: Flat Screen

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Camcorder, DVD player, Digital camera

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control

Favorite TV show(s):

24, Buffy the Vamipre Slayer

Favorite activity(s):

Karaoke, Going to the movies

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Interest(s):

Physics, Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Halo, Doom, Tetris

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Screens are available in flat or curved configurations, either part glazed or fully upholstered.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Flat screens on the walls show anything from music videos to live sports events, but the crowd is well-dressed, the seating sleek and creamy, and the bouncers look appropriately menacing.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

A 42" plasma flat-screen TV with DVD and video facilities along with a stereo sound system are available for your enjoyment.
Our home theatre plasma tv's and flat screen panels come direct from recognised manufacturers and are offered for sale at the best prices in the UK.
These flat panel TV's, like plasma displays, do have a flat screen, so they don't have the edge distortions of a conventional curved screen.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Jamestown technologies specializes in plasma tv, flat tv and plasma flat screen solutions, along with solving your conferencing needs with real time collaboration utilizing electronic whiteboards.
We can deliver flat screens and plasma TV s direct to your door from authorised UK plasma suppliers and distributors with no grey imports.
Plasmavision monitors are flat without complicated optics enabling a perfect focus throughout the screen.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

These screens may be ordered in various cylindrical forms or fabricated into flat or curved panels.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Investigate the quality and performance of computer monitors and LCD flat panel screens using a series of test patterns displayed at various resolutions.
Flat Screen Computer CRT Displays and Flat Panel LCD Computer Displays.
MonitorTest is a tool that allows users to investigate the quality and performance of their computer monitor or LCD flat panel screens.

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