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Topic: Flat Screen Television

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, Game Spot

Most admires:

Evita

Favorite possession(s):

DVD player, Camcorder, Digital camera

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control

Favorite TV show(s):

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite book(s):

1984 by George Orwell

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ampere

Interest(s):

Physics

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Favorite computer game(s):

Halo, Lemmings

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Undergoing therapy

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

And unlike conventional television screens, plasma panels are absolutely flat.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Plasma Flat Screen Television and Display Panels.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Some Sony flat screen televisions may display images that are not shaped correctly.
You won't even have to decide which to do first - these guestrooms come with two 27-inch Sony Vega flat screen televisions.
- The advantage of flat screen televisions are that they don't have the distorting curvature of a normal tube TV.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Other innovations include voice and data single telephone line, telephones with video, flat screen televisions and plasma televisions.
From CRTs to flat screens and projection televisions, SRS Labs has an audio technology to improve your customers listening experience.
Flat screen televisions on offer at Amazon.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Through the kitchen is a half bath and entertainment room with flat screen plasma television.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We offer FREE shipping on all Flat Panel Monitors, Flat Screen TVs, Plasma Televisions and Flat Screen Monitors.
The award-winning line of FD Trinitron (R) WEGA televisions have been the leader in flat-screen televisions, offering consumers outstanding picture quality with uncompromising clarity and stability.
Flat-screen LCD television in bathroom with dynamic sound system.

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