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Topic: Flat Tire

Related:
  Tire    Flat  
  Flats area    Tire and Wheel  
  Flat Panel    Car Tires  
  Flat Panel Display    Tire Pressure  
  Flat File    Flat Screen  
  Flat Earth    Flat Glass  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Martha Stewart,  Henry Ford
Favorite possession(s):Bicycle,  SUV,  Motorcycle
Personality:Sporty,  Wacky
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Dream job(s):Truck driver
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite actor(s):James Dean
Favorite movie(s):The Blues Brothers
Favorite sport(s):Cycling,  Motor car racing,  Jogging
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
 
 
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Angela Berkley,
High School Student

If the tires are worn out and go flat, the ice cream melts.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The tires were sanded flat on the bottom to make the Valk' look like it has some weight.
Flat tires are never a fun thing -- but this one takes the cake.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Ribbed tires give a smoother rider and are best indoors or on a hard, flat surface.
Tires are not flat black and it is too strong a color for a small-scale model.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Alice had 13 flat tires during her journey and it seemed unlikely that this similarity would manifest itself.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Prevent flats : Keeping your tires at their maximum air pressure gives you fewer flats.
And my tires weren't old or of a different brand than my usual and in fact my flats had come from a variety of causes.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Both tires on the drivers side were flat and the vehicle was covered in dirt and weeds.
It was accompanied by several other rusting bikes with flat tires, vehicles which clearly had not been moved in many weeks.
Flat tires on the trailer or running lights that were working fine last year but somehow fail now.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Flat tires from cactus spines won't be a problem.
 
 
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