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Topic: Pictures of fleas

Related:

Motion Picture Flea

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Vacuum cleaner

People talk about their ..:

Body Odour

Appearance:

Overweight, Butt Ugly

Intelligence:

Stupid

Politics:

Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

TV Guide, Dog World magazine

Dream job(s):

Dog groomer

Favorite TV show(s):

Sesame Street

Favorite food(s):

Curries, Thai

Favorite animal(s):

Cat, Dog, Wasps

Favorite movie(s):

The Godfather

Listens to:

Elvis Presley

Favorite quote(s):

"Well done is better than well said." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

We've all seen them at one time or another: grotesque pictures of fleas, ticks and mites that make even the most hardened individual cringe at their appearance.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Flea Market Music flashback page offers pictures from ukulele events and happenings through out the ukulele community.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

And the pictures that are up are like flea market basic yucko, don't go with everything else except in color.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

When they are cleaning themselves or one of the others of fleas you can hardly stop with taking pictures.

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