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Topic: Hardwood floors

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Florence Nightingale

Favorite possession(s):

Vacuum cleaner, Ikea bedroom, House

Dream job(s):

Janitor, Interior decorator, Housewife

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping, Pottery

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Favorite computer game(s):

The Sims, Doom

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Banana Republic

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Favorite type of dance(s):

Swing, The Waltz, Ballroom

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Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Hardwood floors and high ceilings greet your arrival and hint at a time when guests arrived by train and horse drawn carriage.
Expansive hardwood floors cover a formal sitting room and a massive dining room complete the main floor.
Hardwood floors are a product of nature and therefore grain, color and texture will be subject to variance.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Hardwood floors come in the colors of the original wood and darker colors created by stains.
The hardwood floors are glued, screwed and nailed to prevent squeaks.
Hardwood floors are hidden under layers of old varnish.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Sweep hardwood floors with a soft bristle broom daily or as needed.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

There are hardwood floors throughout the living areas with wall to wall carpets in the 3 bedrooms; double lavs in the master bath and an oversized shower and skylights.
Hardwood floors in living and dining rooms, living room has vaulted ceilings and fireplace.
Hardwood floors w/roomy open concept interior and vaulted pine ceiling with skylights adds to the charm of this three bedroom cottage.

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