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Topic: Floor Kitchen

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, House, Vacuum cleaner

Appearance:

Overweight

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor, Housewife

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping, Pottery

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Interest(s):

Meeting women

Favorite computer game(s):

The Sims, Solitaire, Doom

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Medical note(s):

Produces Anthrax in their basement

Worst habit(s):

Farting in public

Favorite type of dance(s):

Swing

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Timber floors are provided through the living and kitchen areas.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

There is a fantastic gourmet kitchen with Italian tile floors and climate controlled wine storage.
Kitchen counter tops are white kashmir granite slabs, and floors are all tiled with inlaid marble.
Most resilient floors are vinyls made with a moisture resistant backing that makes them suitable for kitchens and baths.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

There is a large dining room with a fireplace and the same hardwood floors and high ceilings that are throughout the house with the exception of the tiled kitchen and baths.
Kitchen floors will usually be either linoleum or asphalt tile, and the bathroom floor will usually be either linoleum, asphalt tile, or ceramic tile.
Cottage P is a luxury one bedroom unit with hardwood floors a king size bed in the bedroom It has a gas log fireplace and a full kitchen and dining area.

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