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Topic: Laminate Flooring

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Vacuum cleaner, House

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor, DJ

Favorite board game(s):

Mahjong, Scrabble

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery

Likes to wear:

Vinyl, Spandex PVC

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire

Listens to:

Fatboy Slim, Techno, Punk

Worst habit(s):

Buying top 40 music

Favorite quote(s):

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Laminate flooring is composed of an inner core and an outer layer of wood or plastic veneer that can simulate wood, marble, or granite.
Customised Laminated Flooring Portable Floormakers have developed their own Jatoba parquet laminate floor on a 6mm HDF substrate to use in their Florlok dance floors as an alternative to hardwood.
The bathrooms will be fitted to a similar high standard whilst a combination of laminate hardwood flooring and carpets will be provided throughout each apartment.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Laminates are one of the fastest growing flooring products.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Laminate flooring is up to 25 times tougher than the plastic laminates used for kitchen countertops, is priced competitively with vinyl flooring, can be installed by amateurs and comes in a range of colors.
Are you looking for stylish, practical laminate hardwood flooring combining all the advantages of Quick-Step Uniclic with the look of a real hardwood plank floor?
Flooring on sale - hardwood, laminate, ceramic tile, carpet and more.

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