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Topic: Wood Flooring

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Vacuum cleaner, House

Appearance:

Butt Ugly

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fine Woodworking

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator, Janitor

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge

Favorite board game(s):

Mahjong, Scrabble

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery, Coloring in

Favorite food(s):

Peaches and cream

Likes to wear:

Vinyl

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, The Sims

Listens to:

Fatboy Slim

Favorite type of dance(s):

Swing

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

WOOD LAMINATE FLOORING Give your home that cool, sleek, Nordic look.
These specialist vinyl tiles have distinct advantages to real wood and laminate floorings.
These specialist vinyl tiles have advantages over wood and laminate floorings.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Laminate flooring is composed of an inner core and an outer layer of wood or plastic veneer that can simulate wood, marble, or granite.
Laminate wood flooring is produced by bonding layers of veneer and lumber with an adhesive.
Laminated Flooring - a high quality laminate that provides the beauty of parquet wood flooring without the maintenance.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The kitchen has ample wood cabinets with new laminate wood flooring and a cozy family room off that and 1/2 bath.
Real wood laminate flooring to Kitchen/breakfast room, Utility, Lounge, 1st floor lounge and Dining Room.
The kitchen has a wood laminate flooring and includes refrigerator, stove and dishwasher.

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