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Topic: Laws of the State of Florida

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Intimidating

Bad point(s):

Devious

Politics:

Monarchist

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Tax Collector, Private Detective

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite author(s):

Machiavelli

Favorite TV show(s):

America's Most Wanted

Favorite actor(s):

Ronald Reagan

Interest(s):

Law

Favorite great thinker(s):

Thomas Hobbes

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Favorite philosopher(s):

Hobbes, John Stuart Mill, Rousseau

Favorite quote(s):

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

GOVERNING LAW - This Agreement shall be governed by the substantive laws of the State of Florida applicable to contracts made and performed in the State of Florida.
This Agreement shall all be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Florida applicable to agreements made and to be performed in Florida.
Florida state laws require that all food service employees receive training and certification in food safety.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

State laws can be simpler: importation of living biological control agents into Florida always requires a state permit.
The terms of this agreement shall be governed by the law of the State of Florida and the only venue shall be in the courts of Florida.
Such laws were rejected by over 30 state legislatures and approved in only one more, Florida.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The state of Florida has many laws relating to spinal cord injury research.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

This Agreement will be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Florida without regard to the conflicts of laws or principles thereof.
This agreement shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Florida without giving effect to any principles or conflicts of law.
The TOS and the relationship between you and Surfola shall be governed by the laws of the State of Florida without regard to its conflict of law provisions.

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