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In the News - 9 Jan: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Results of the Florida Lottery

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot, Hunger Site

Dream job(s):

Farmer, Mail carrier, Social worker

Favorite Card Game(s):

Blackjack, Poker, Cheat

Favorite TV show(s):

Naked News

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests, Reading horoscopes

Interest(s):

Origami

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery, Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Gambling

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows." - Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

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Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

All Lottery results, before being sent to participants, will be checked for accuracy, but results, to be official, must be certified by the Florida Lottery.
Florida Lottery Announces Results of FLORIDA LOTTO And FANTASY 5 Drawings; FLORIDA LOTTO Jackpot Rolls Over to an Estimated $7 Million!

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