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Topic: Florida State Parks

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Walt Disney

Currently has on their coffee table:

National Geographic, Lonely Planet guide

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks, Going to the beach, Birdwatching

Favorite animal(s):

Dolphin dolphins

Interest(s):

Camping, Travelling, Boating

Favorite sport(s):

Bushwalking, Orienteering, Skateboarding

Likes to wear:

Nothing

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, World Wildlife Fund

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Florida State Parks site has a Park list of the many state preserves, including their bountiful springs.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Florida State Parks are managed as natural systems to appear as they would had the environment not been altered by people.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Florida State Parks are truly the Real Florida.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The State of Florida and the various parks and recreational areas have begun to vigorously enforce damages to natural resources by both recreational boaters and commercial vessels alike.
Florida State Parks are in various stages of accessibility, and are working to improve access to services and facilities.
Florida is fortunate to contain several breathtaking national parks within its boundaries, and a visit to one or all of them can greatly enhance your trip to the Sunshine State.

John Fielding,
CEO

Florida's State Park System Ranked #1 in the Nation for 2000!
Florida State Parks offer cabins at other state parks.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Florida's largest state park has a lot to offer - canoeing, biking, hiking and just plain relaxation.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Florida State Parks, Fishing and more!

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

State Parks and historical memorials cover 231,793 acres of Florida.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

There are many more state parks nearby in Florida and Georgia.

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