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Topic: Flu

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  Cold and Flu    Flu Shots  
  Flu like symptoms    Flu Vaccine  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs,  Sleeping
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Body Odour,  Positive outlook
Personality:Nervous,  Depressive,  Easily addicted
Favorite time of year:Winter
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Undergoing therapy
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Since they are actually healthy people it is helpful to realize that all the usual colds, flus, aches and pains will affect them just like anybody else.
Older Americans are significantly more prone to illness-everything from colds and flu to more serious and sometimes lethal infections-and generally feeling below par than younger adults.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It was used to prevent respiratory tract infections, colds and flu and it was also believed to provide energy and vitality.
All are good for alleviating and preventing symptoms of colds, flu, sinus and respiratory problems.
If children are suffering cold's sinus, flu or such illnesses, their hearing is likely to be affected all be it of a temporary nature.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

It is also good for colds and flu and helps to relieve sore throats, nasal congestion, and coughs when used in steam inhalations.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Children with the flu tend to feel much worse, though colds can also make children feel miserable.
The berries were made into a drink for colds and flu.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Colds and flu are two notable viral infections for which some doctors send their patients to the drugstore with a prescription for an antibiotic.
Colds and flu are commonly viral illnesses, in fact colds are by definition viral illnesses, rhino viruses of which there are several thousand types.
Acute respiratory tract infections such as sinusitis, colds and flus and acute urinary tract infections must be dealt with immediately with homeopathy and hygienic measures.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

How can natural remedies possibly fight colds and flu when scientists have spent decades and millions trying to formulate drugs to do the job?
 
 
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