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Topic: Flu Shots

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  Screen Shots    Free Flu Shot  
  Cold and Flu    Shot Gun  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite book(s):"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball,  Lacrosse
Favorite destination(s):Florida
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Getting off welfare
Worst habit(s):Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Flu shots are offered annually to all health care workers at Appleton Medical Center and Theda Clark Medical Center.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Flu shots are especially recommended for older people and people with breathing disorders as they are more susceptible to the flu.
Flu shots are encouraged for people at high risk of complications from the virus, including the elderly and those with chronic illnesses.
Flu shots decrease upper respiratory illness by 25 percent.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

FLU SHOTS STILL AVAILABLE The Tarrant County Public Health Department is offering flu shots at selected public health centers in the county while vaccine supplies last.
Programs administering flu shots are typically advertised in local newspapers and are usually offered at a reasonable price by your local doctor or health service.
Flu shots can be obtained through health care providers or at clinics held at places such as grocery stores or drug stores around the state.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

How many flu shots could the government dispense if it bought one less aircraft carrier?
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Q: Are flu shots recommended as a way to reduce a person’s chances for symptoms that could be confused with anthrax infection?
Flu and pneumonia shots are recommended for all wishing to prevent contraction of influenza and pneumonia this cold season.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Flu shots are covered under Medicare Part B and most other Medicare HMO plans.
Flu shots are recommended for health-care professionals, seniors, and people with compromised immunity.
 
 
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