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Topic: Sugar Free Food

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, Cup of coffee

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite body part(s):

Eyes

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian, Ice cream, Candy

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Lemonade, Orange Juice

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Fat-free foods often contain high amounts of added sugar or sodium to make up for the flavor that is lost when the fat is cut.
It is not uncommon to see poor regulation of blood sugar contributing to mood abnormalities, so a diet free of sugar and refined foods can help.
Remember, fat-free and low-sugar foods still have some calories.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The gluten-free flours and the natural sugar in the recipe are available in many health food stores.
A cook prepared fresh, sugar-free foods for Seeger every day and Watanabe had also arranged for a translator to be present.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

An e-tailer of sugar-free foods used Prime Visibility to develop their brand and enhance their website.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
susan baker
2005-05-19 19:36:31

i ned halp to go on a doeit naw free free ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

From:
sbaker
2005-05-22 02:15:10

i ned halp to luoswat so i can be thein free free

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