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Topic: Giant Food

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  Giant    Food  
  Health Food    Food Diet  
  Food and Drink    Food and Beverage  
  Food Industry    Best Food  
  Dog Food    Food Service  
  Food and Nutrition    Fast Food  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Dream job(s):Farmer,  Spy
Favorite era(s):Jurassic times
Favorite TV show(s):Malcolm in the Middle
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Favorite food(s):Taco Bell,  McDonalds,  Vegetarian
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Football
Listens to:Bon Jovi
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball),  Ted Williams (baseball),  Hank Aaron (baseball)
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Food giants know how effective this simple plant nutrient is and they are currently working on a chocolate bar containing sterols to lower cholesterol.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Consolidation heats up as the food giants expand their global reach and penetrate fast-growing niche markets.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Two particular national issues have the Government's approach to genetically modified foods being that of how to spin their support for the food giants and not the safety of the public and their willingness to use the parliamentary guillotine to curtail the debate on disabled people's allowances.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Profiting are the chemical giants, and, on the commodity markets, transnationals plunder and export third world resources which has fatally stopped any attempts at food security, leaving millions to the mercy of western aid.
The proposed Food Standards Agency would target retail shops rather than the real culprits: supermarkets, agribusiness and the chemical giants.
UK food giants reverse stance on genetically engineered foods in response to consumers demands.
John Fielding,
CEO

When the food biotech sector began running into problems with investors in 1999, many of the "gene giants" began divesting their agricultural divisions into separate companies.
Cincinnati is home to multi-national giants Kroger, Chiquita Bananas, Procter and Gamble and Monsanto, the co-chair of the TABD's biotech committee which has been instrumental in fighting restrictions on genetically engineered foods.
The two bright spots in an otherwise rather stormy horizon are food retailing, where the high street giants are increasing employment by at least 30,000 over the next six months and the public sector.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The Great Man counseled the other giants to make boats from cut poplars, anchor them with ropes of willow roots 500 fathoms long, and provide them with seven days of food and with pots of melted butter to grease the ropes.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

As if it were necessary, some of the fast food giant's employees have been honing their personal problems, and in some cases, even developing new ones, in an concerted effort to be a part of what could well be a serious breakthrough in idiot psychology.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

We were hoping to send someone there but approached the wrong people for sponsorship, supermarkets, food industry giants, Irish Dept.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Richard
2005-07-22 13:27:31
For years you carried Green Forest toilet tissue. The last time I visited you there was none, no emptie space where is was and no one knew what I was talking about. Do you plan to carry it again ? It gets along very well with my septic tank !
From:
Richard
2005-07-22 13:28:49
For years you carried Green Forest toilet tissue. The last time I visited you there was none, no emptie space where is was and no one knew what I was talking about. Do you plan to carry it again ? It gets along very well with my septic tank ! rhammarberg@usadatanet.net
From:
manders
2005-08-28 02:31:10
i cannot seem to find the fat and nutrition labeling for banana nut muffins from super giant bakery section grocery store.....its driving me crazy....please
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