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Topic: TV Food Network

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Politics:

Apathetic

Currently has on their coffee table:

TV Guide, Food & Wine magazine, Remote Control

Favorite TV show(s):

Anything on MTV, South Park, The Muppets

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite food(s):

French, Sushi, Italian

Favorite actor(s):

Jim Carrey

Favorite movie(s):

Apocalypse Now

Listens to:

Wu-Tang Clan, Destiny's Child

Favorite quote(s):

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

George calls TV Food Network call-in show to ask them if they could bake some sweet vagina pie.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Gale is host of TV Food Network's Sweet Dreams and recently named Outstanding Pastry Chef by the James Beard Foundation.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

And just vegging out and watching a DVD or watching the Food TV Network is a great way to relax!

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Get a personalized shopping experience at Food Network TV Star Ming Tsai's specialized online store.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

She has also been invited back to do another show for the cable-TV Food Network next month and to cook a dinner for Gourmet magazine in Manhattan.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

July 5, 2000 Tracy & Mia on TV Hey Tracy was on an episode of the Food Network's show Food Fantasy.
This was featured by Chef Bobby Flay on Food TV Network and I don't think it can be improved on.
I am also slightly addicted to two TV shows; "Iron Chef" on Food Network, and "Changing Rooms" on BBCAmerica.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

It's by Emeril Lagasse on Food TV Network; and everything he prepares is not only "kicked up a notch" but terrific and worth a try!
Popular TV chef Emeril Lagasse debuted his “Nuttin’ but honey” show in February on the Food Network cable channel.
I am a loyal viewer of the Food TV, and Home and Garden networks.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: patty 2004-12-24 19:58:48	I got a silicone punt pan but it does not have direction oh how to use it. Do I have to greaes it or flour it do I use the same temp on the oven?? Help Thank you
From: rachel 2005-05-06 14:32:42	First you turn the burners on and then just grease it. your friend rachel!
From: rachel 2005-05-06 14:38:40	do you have any ideas for mothers day because i do not know what to make for my mom? And my husband dosen't eather.
From: paula king 2005-05-06 21:35:54
From: Floyd 2005-08-23 13:26:36	What can I ui;se as a substitute for saffron?

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