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Topic: Hand Foot and Mouth

Related:
  Foot    Hand Foot and Mouth Disease  
  Hand    Foot and Mouth Disease  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine,  Couch,  Penis
Good point(s):Good kisser
Personality:Aggressive
Intelligence:Retarded
Favorite body part(s):Mouth,  Ass
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Kissing
Interest(s):Voyeurism
Favorite sport(s):Roller blading
Favorite sportsperson(s):Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Produces Anthrax in their basement
Ultimate fantasy(s):Turning into a vampire,  Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

HAND FOOT & MOUTH DISEASE Hand foot and mouth disease is a common mild and short-lasting condition most often affecting young children.
Parents who suspect their children have symptoms of hand, foot and mouth disease should seek medical advice promptly.
A child with hand-foot-and-mouth disease usually does not need treatment and will get better on his own within a week.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

My hands are squeezing and massaging your ass, and you move your foot, slipping your big toe into my mouth, where I suck it greedily.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

A: Hand, foot and mouth (H-F-M) syndrome, not to be confused with hoof and mouth disease in cattle, is a common viral infection that occurs primarily in young children.
Recently in June of 1995 a suspicious livestock disease outbreak in Arizona and New Mexico had federal and private veterinarians scurrying for confirmation that the problem at hand was not the foot and mouth virus, but a copycat cousin.
Hand, foot & mouth disease is endemic in Malaysia, which means cases are seen throughout the year.
 
 
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