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Topic: High School Football Scores

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Michael Jordan, Diego Maradonna, Al Capone

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage, Sex and the City

Favorite era(s):

1920s, 1930s

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests

Favorite actor(s):

Ronald Reagan, Mel Gibson

Favorite great leader(s):

Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, American Football, Volleyball

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Larry Bird (basketball), Michael Jordan, Wilt Chamberlain (basketball)

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

He received his first big break from Mason Dixon reporting high school football scores on Mix 96.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Results from area high school football games, updated live as the scores come in.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Here are ALL the WPIAL high school football scores from the first round of the playoffs!

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Here are the scores from Friday and Saturday matchups in the WPIAL high school football playoffs.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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