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Topic: Football Player

Related:
  Players    Football  
  CD player    Football Game  
  Media Player    DVD player  
  Video Player    Windows Media Player  
  Football Team    Bass Player  
  College Football    Football Field  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:All cheerleaders,  David Beckham,  Diego Maradonna
Personality:Sporty
Currently has on their coffee table:Sports Illustrated magazine
Education:College
Favorite TV show(s):World Cup Coverage
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV,  Trading cards
Likes to wear:Adidas,  Baseball cap
Favorite sport(s):American Football,  Football,  Lacrosse
Favorite sportsperson(s):Michael Jordan,  Larry Bird (basketball),  Romario
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 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Players who have never received any remuneration other than for the actual expenses incurred during the course of their participation in or for any activity connected with association football shall be regarded as amateur.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Football players attracted cheerleaders, cheerleaders attracted other guys, and other guys attracted pretty wanna-bees.
John Fielding,
CEO

The players and the Carlton Football Club have agreed to terms on player payments that will help ensure Carlton remains under the Total Player Payments cap for 2003.
The players were also given the opportunity to market their image more broadly with the redefinition of the salary cap to include only football related player payments.
The football program offers progressive instruction that allows players to develop individual and team skills at their own pace from season to season.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Football players, being in a sport that emphasizes strength and requires weight training, need to get enough protein to maintain and gain muscle.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Football players Will Haduch and Joe Hoff helped win the Junior Raiders Midget Superbowl Championship in November, playing for the Giants in the Hillsborough league.
A football team that was nearly disqualified for fielding underage players ended up celebrating after a cracking performance left them near the top of the table.
Players from Big East Football Conference schools who made it into the NFL playoffs this season.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Football was another popular sport and players could be seen training during the week in winter in the football field which adjoined the cricket field.
The players are sprinting ceaselessly like soccer midfielders, diving fearlessly like football wide receivers, stepping heedlessly on air like basketball forwards.
Soccer players do better academically than football players because soccer players use their heads.
 
 
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