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Topic: Semi Pro Football

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Baseball cap, Apartment

Currently has on their coffee table:

Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite author(s):

Jules Verne

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV

Favorite animal(s):

Tiger, Tiger, Wolf

Likes to wear:

Baseball cap

Favorite sport(s):

American Football, Lacrosse, Volleyball

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Babe Ruth (baseball), Ted Williams (baseball), Michael Jordan

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The cost of Workers' Compensation for semi pro football team/league varies widely from state to state.
As a result, we will always have state of the art tools and processes available to help minor league/semi pro football organizations with their information service needs.
The AFA's major focus is that of providing information services to minor league/semi pro football organizations.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

I�ve noticed that many semi pro football leagues like to roll the dice and go unprotected.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

Since 1961 the Eastern Football League has been fielding semi-pro teams from Massachusetts, Maine and Rhode Island.
The AFA is dedicated to the advancement of semi-pro/minor league football throughout the United States and serves as the National Organization for non-professional leagues and teams from coast-to-coast.
This site features information about minor league football , semi-pro football , and senior amateur football from across the United States.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Nashua Predators is semi-pro football team that competes in the New England Football League.
New semi-pro football season kicked off on Sunday, October 28, 2001 with 10 teams.
Seahawks meant the local semi-pro football team and not the local community college team.

User Talk

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