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Topic: Yale football

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders, Albert Einstein

Bad point(s):

Vicious

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Education:

College

Favorite author(s):

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Favorite TV show(s):

World Cup Coverage

Favorite activity(s):

Watching Sport on TV

Favorite actor(s):

Winona Ryder

Favorite great thinker(s):

Timothy Leary, Albert Einstein

Favorite sport(s):

Lacrosse, American Football, Table Tennis

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Romario, Venus Williams (tennis), Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball)

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research." - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Rules for football discussed at the invitation of Princeton, by delegates from Yale, Harvard, Rutgers, Columbia, and Princeton, meeting at Springfield, Mass.
Yelenak's work appeared on the cover of the program for the 100th Yale-Harvard football game, and more recently, on covers of Beckett's sports publications.

Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

He had been a member of the Yale football team and was the cousin of Walter Camp who was the captain of the Yale team and a popular hero.
A Yale student by the name of Walter Camp wrote the first rules for football.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Several of the victims were members of Yale's football and baseball teams, including three who remained hospitalized Saturday in critical condition.
Most of the victims were members of Yale's football and baseball teams, including two who remained hospitalized Saturday in critical condition.

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