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Topic: Ford Lincoln Mercury

Related:
  Mercury    Ford  
  Ford Motor    Model T Ford  
  Mercury News    Ford cars  
  Ford dealer    Ford Mustang  
  Ford Truck    Henry Ford  
  Lincoln Mercury    Ford Parts  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Most admires:Henry Ford
Favorite possession(s):SUV,  Caravan,  Motorcycle
Personality:Sporty
Politics:Republican
Currently has on their coffee table:Car and Driver magazine
Dream job(s):Truck driver,  Bus Driver,  Drug dealer
Favorite Card Game(s):Blackjack
Favorite era(s):1980s
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting
Favorite sport(s):Motor car racing
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Ford Mobility Motoring Program helps many persons with physical disabilities experience this freedom and independence through the purchase or lease of a new Ford, Mercury or Lincoln vehicle with adaptive equipment.
John Fielding,
CEO

Ford Credit works closely with Ford and Lincoln-Mercury dealers to offer the special features of this plan, along with any special customer incentives that may be offered by Ford Motor Company from time to time.
Biggio Ford Lincoln Mercury Toyota will use an air quality revenue bond to assist in the construction, acquisition and installation of a paint booth shop.
The new Ford Performance Group will expand the array of performance vehicles, parts and services offered by Ford, Lincoln and Mercury.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Sweeney offers a complete line of Ford products, Mercury products and Lincoln products.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

We are a full service Ford,Commercial Trucks,Light Trucks, Lincoln,and Mercury dealership offering first class sales and service for our valued customers.
Ford, Lincoln, Mercury cars and trucks, quality automotive repairs and service, Motorcraft parts, Cadillac, Michigan.
At Plaza Ford Lincoln Mercury our factory-trained mechanics will service your cars and trucks.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Our technical staff performs diagnostic and repair functions on your Ford and Lincoln/Mercury vehicle audio products following the manufacturer specified guidelines.
Ford Motor Credit offers different specials each month, so check with your Michael Jordan's RPM Lincoln Mercury financing associate to find out what is available today.
We are a full service Ford, Lincoln-Mercury dealership offering first class sales and service for our valued customers.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Our service department is specially outfitted with equipment designed specifically for Ford, Lincoln and Mercury vehicles.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Tasha Thomas
2004-11-15 14:58:30
were there any recalls on 2000 Lincoln LS cars
From:
jimmy camplin
2005-03-18 21:56:37
i have got a 1992 mercury grand marquis, the inside lights. the map lights will not work. can u tell me what is wroung. thaks jimmy
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