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Topic: National Weather Service Zone Forecast

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Yacht

Currently has on their coffee table:

The Times, Economist, National Geographic

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite activity(s):

Reading horoscopes

Favorite animal(s):

Dolphin

Interest(s):

The weather weather's, Numerology, Astrology

Favorite sport(s):

Surfing

Favorite destination(s):

California

Starsign:

Aquarius, Libra

Favorite time of year:

Winter

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The National Weather Service is charged with monitoring atmospheric and surface conditions and issuing forecasts.
The National Weather Service homepage has a variety of detailed weather information and climatic data, as well as links to regional departments and specialized weather forecasts.
The National Weather Service (NWS) has the responsibility for issuing warnings and forecasts to protect life and property in the maritime community.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The National Weather Service continuously broadcasts updated weather warnings and forecasts that can be received by NOAA Weather Radios, which are sold in many stores.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

National Weather Service Forecasts, incl.

Astrid Schuhmann,
Backpacker

National Weather Service - Storm advisories and weather forecasts provided for regions across the U.

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