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Topic: Forensic Psychiatry

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Most admires:

Sigmund Freud

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Intelligence:

Retarded

Personality:

Suicidal, Depressive, Insane

Interest(s):

Psychology, Sex education

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker

Education:

Post-graduate

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting a divorce, Finding a job

Medical note(s):

Approaching psychosis, Family history of schizophrenia, Mentally retarded

Favorite quote(s):

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

He is board certified in psychiatry, forensic psychiatry, and legal medicine, and has added qualifications in forensic psychiatry with the American Board of Psychiatry and Neurology.
He is Diplomate of the American Board of Psychiatry and Neurology (P) and Diplomate of the American Board of Psychiatry and Neurology in Forensic Psychiatry.
There is a subcertification in forensic psychiatry both through the American Board of Psychiatry and Neurology as well as the American Association for Psychiatry and the Law.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Provincial Forensic Psychiatry Service This specialized service has ties to the departments of justice and health and provides psychiatric assessments and treatment for individuals remanded by the courts.
She is a Diplomate of the American Board of Psychiatry and Neurology with board certifications in Child and Adolescent Psychiatry and added qualifications in Addiction, Geriatric and Forensic Psychiatry.
Oldham is certified by the American Board of Psychiatry and Neurology, in adult and forensic psychiatry, for which he serves as a board examiner; he is also certified by the American Psychoanalytic Association.

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