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Topic: Forensic Psychology

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Bad point(s):

Criminal, Pessimistic

Personality:

Suicidal, Depressive, Insane

Dream job(s):

Social worker, Nurse, Private Detective

Education:

Post-graduate, College

Interest(s):

Psychology, Business

Medical note(s):

Family history of schizophrenia, Approaching psychosis

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting a divorce

Favorite quote(s):

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." - Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

I am about to complete my doctoral degree in clinical psychology, with a specialization in forensic psychology and this has opened up a vast universe of song topics for us.
Forensic psychologists may be primarily academic, they may advise the courts as expert witnesses, and will sometimes have skills in other branches of psychology, for example clinical psychology.
Forensic clinical psychologists have specialist knowledge in both forensic psychology and in clinical psychology.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Forensic psychology - Forensic psychologists speak out on the lessons learned from the Washington-area sniper case.
The second was held at the European Association for Forensic and Adolescent Psychiatry, Psychology and Other Involved Professions.
Since 1999 there has been no scope for providing individual forensic/clinical psychology counselling sessions for prisoners.

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