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Topic: Lake Forest Hospital

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  Lake    Hospital  
  Forest    Lake Forest College  
  Lake Forest High School  

 
 
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Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Most admires:Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Personality:Insane
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Education:College,  Post-graduate
Favorite TV show(s):ER
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Interest(s):Business
Likes to wear:Mambo
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball
Favorite computer game(s):SimCity
Medical note(s):Heart attack imminent,  Infected with HIV,  Family history of schizophrenia
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Volunteers from the Women's Board, Lake Forest Hospital, First Midwest Bank/Lake Forest, and teens from CROYA (Committee Representing Our Young Adults) will be on hand to offer assistance.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

About the Tahoe Forest Hospital Auxiliary The Auxiliary was formed in 1977 and includes members from the Donner Summit, Truckee, The North and West Shores of Lake Tahoe and Incline Village.
John Fielding,
CEO

Lake Forest Hospital is a fully licensed and accredited 214-bed community hospital offering a complete range of services that are staffed by nearly 500 physicians, with offices conveniently located throughout Lake County.
Accreditation Lake Forest Hospital Foundation Board of Directors Multiple Accreditations Awarded to LFH and Affiliates.
Aristeidie Diveris, MD joins Lake Forest Hospital's Board of Directors in his capacity as the medical staff's new president.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are firm in our belief that as we enjoy the local infrastructure and environment (roads, rivers/lakes, hospitals, villages, policing, forest, etc,) we must invest in the local economy and the environment.
This pollution sends thousands of Pennsylvanians to hospitals every year, contributes to global warming, and is responsible for smog and acid rain, which damages our lakes, streams, forests, wildlife, statues and historic buildings.
We decided to purchase equipment and train personnel to make Lake Forest Hospital one of the best-prepared hospitals in the area to deal with any bioterrorism or hazardous materials incidents that may occur.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Lake Forest Hospital's Medical Acupuncture Offers Alternative for Back Pain Sufferers.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Lake Forest Hospital Women’s Auxiliary Honors Volunteers April 29, 2002.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Along with such hospitals as Johns Hopkins, Cedars Sinai and the Mayo Clinic, Lake Forest Hospital has been chosen to take a proactive role in medication safety.
Our shop serves the following areas: Libertyville Township, Waukegan Township, Buffalo Grove, Hawthorne Woods, Lake Forest, Long Grove , Green Oak, Mundelein, Grayslake, Lincolnshire and Vernon Hills, McGaw Park, Abbott Park and all local hospitals.
 
 
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