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In the News - 29 Aug: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: National Forest Service

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Politics:

Green

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine, National Geographic

Dream job(s):

Farmer

Favorite activity(s):

Birdwatching

Favorite explorer(s):

Daniel Boone

Favorite animal(s):

Wolf, Chimpanzee, Owls

Favorite royal(s):

King Shaka Zulu

Interest(s):

Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Canoeing, Bushwalking, Horseriding

Favorite destination(s):

South America, California

Membership(s):

World Wildlife Fund, Greenpeace

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Get on the mailing list of the Wasatch and Ashley National Forests and engage the Forest Service.

John Fielding,
CEO

The Forest Service is requesting volunteers to help the Ashley and Wasatch-Cache National Forests conduct a campsite inventory of the High Uintas Wilderness.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

I'm an intern from Germany with the USDA Forest Service at the Rio Grande National Forest in Del Norte, Colorado.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The amendment was taken off the budget bill, and roadless areas in the White Mountain National Forests will now be protected under the new Forest Service roadless policy.
The report will eventually be used by the USDA Forest Service to develop regulations for national forest planning.
This site is not affiliated with the National Park Service, the USDA Forest Service, or any other agencies or organizations.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Forest Service is developing a management plan for the Wasatch-Cache National Forest.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Forest Service special use permit for heritage tours on the Lewis and Clark National Historic Trail.

User Talk

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