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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  National Geographic
Dream job(s):Farmer
Favorite explorer(s):Daniel Boone
Favorite activity(s):Gardening
Favorite animal(s):Wolf,  Chimpanzee,  Butterfly
Interest(s):Camping,  The weather weather's
Favorite sport(s):Canoeing,  Horseriding,  Bushwalking
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund,  Greenpeace,  Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Borg Svemann,

USDA Forest Service, Rocky Mountain Forest and Range Experiment Station.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The USDA Forest Service has received funds from the Secretary of Agriculture, as part of the USDA support of the Quincy Library Group proposal, to develop and implement these monitoring programs.
Federal land management agencies such as the USDA Forest Service, as well as local and state agencies will be developing visitor management plans in areas where heavy visitor traffic is anticipated.
The plots were established on State and private lands by each state Forestry personnel in respective states, and the USDA Forest Service personnel on Federal lands.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

USDA Forest Service and turned out 120 degree 6" x 14" photographs.
It was used by the USDA Forest Service and turned out 120 4" x 6" photographs.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

USDA Forest Service - Intermountain Region 2002 Olympic Planning - co-hosts of the Downhill/SuperG Ski venue for the 2002 Olympic Games.
Arthur Dawkins,

To give you an idea of how mysterious this fungus is in 1996, the USDA Agricultural Research Service reported their findings on a study where young trees were planted in a thinned forest next to mature trees.
It is the goal of the USDA Forest Service and the University of Puerto to promote and maintain the forest's role as a center of active and dynamic scientific inquiry.
Articles are the result of research done by the USDA Forest Service scientists.
Josh Hogan,

USDA Forest Service officials closed the upper portion of Mount Hood for a week in order to investigate the crash scene and allow the removal of the Pave Hawk wreckage.
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