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Topic: Forklift Trucks Used Yale

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

SUV, Cellular, Power tools

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Dream job(s):

Truck driver, Bus Driver

Favorite TV show(s):

King of the Hill

Interest(s):

Camping

Likes to wear:

Billabong

Favorite computer game(s):

SimCity

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Skateboarding

Listens to:

AC/DC

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Driving too fast

Favorite quote(s):

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)
"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

New and Used Forklift Trucks - Used Yale Excel Electric forklift truck.
Yale ERP035TCEEO85 Electric Forklift, 6,283hrs, Side shift, Non Driver with Charger.
sold at between 220 and 550 Forklifts: Diesel 1990 Yale forklift @ 2750.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Yale also makes electric and internal combustion forklifts.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

We sell the following brands of forklifts: Toyota , Yale, Nissan, Crown, TCM, Clark, Mitsubishi, Caterpillar, Komatsu, Samsung, and Hyster.

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