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Topic: Web form

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

IMDb - Internet Movie Database

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Credit card, Linux box

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Solitaire

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Forms are available on the Rotary International web site and from the Mesquite Rotary Club Treasurer.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

NASA forms are available from your Flight Safety Committeeman and from this WEB Sight using the Aviation Safety Reporting System page.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

NET Web forms and server controls to display dynamic data obtained through the use of Microsoft ADO.
Create Web forms using a Perl 5 CGI library.
Web forms are handled by the Common Gateway Interface (CGI), an Internet standard that can also be used on in-house Web servers.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Most web forms are posted to a cgi program or script which takes the contents and rearranges them somewhat and emails them to the page owner - you.
APPLICATION FORMS are obtainable at WEB ADDRESS or by EMAIL or FAX or PHONE request to Dr.
This is unlike other forms of web browsing where a page can be downloaded saved locally and then viewed at leisure.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

These forms are accessed and completed by medical suppliers and healthcare providers via a standard Web browser.
Integrate Web forms and searchable databases seamlessly to your website.
Forms make Web browsing interactive for both the user and the provider.

Mark Harris,
Priest

Forms are also available at the parish office or on the parish web site www.

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