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Topic: Stearns and Foster

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Ikea bedroom, Stroller, Abflexer(tm)

Most admires:

T S Eliot, Martha Stewart

Currently has on their coffee table:

Spider-man comic

Favorite TV show(s):

NYPD Blue

Favorite activity(s):

Sleeping

Favorite movie(s):

Baraka, Full Metal Jacket

Favorite sport(s):

Jogging, Volleyball

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption, Spandex PVC, Maternity clothing

Listens to:

Van Halen

Membership(s):

World Vision, Klu Klux Klan

Favorite quote(s):

"A penny saved is a penny earned"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Stearns and Foster mattresses are one of the finest bedding on the market today.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Stearns and Foster is the most luxurious bedding you can buy.
Stearns and Foster is made by Sealy and is considered their line of luxury bedding.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Stearns Foster leads the industry in technology and innovation.
Stearns & Foster has always been a leader in innovation and technology.
Stearns Foster designers today continue to look toward the past for elegant design guidance and motivation.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Stearns and Foster and Sealy Posturepedic Crown Jewel boxsprings have been updated to the MicroTek boxspring system.
Stearns and Foster is a division of Sealy and we sell them for those who are looking for the best beds availabe in the premium level.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Stearns Foster stands alone as the oldest and most successful manufacturer of luxury bedding in America.
Stearns and Foster is the most recognized luxury brand of bedding from coast to coast.
Are all Stearns and Foster beds included in the promotion?

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
ron
2005-01-02 10:50:07

When I look at the Stearns&foster web site....they don't information about the Models of bedding handled by sears? Why??

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