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Topic: Found

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  Lost and Found    Found Money  
  New Found Glory    New Found Glory's catchy lyrics  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):House
Most admires:Che Guevara
People talk about their ..:Positive outlook
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Farmer
Favorite era(s):Prehistoric times
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Produces Anthrax in their basement,  Has cancer
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

They found that there was no association between the intake of foods rich in betacarotin and prostate cancer but the men whose diet contained tomato based foods which contain the chemical substance lycopene had a lower risk of developing the disease.
It was found that having a moderate to high level of cardio-respiratory fitness (i.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

I've found the absolute coolest Norwegian goth black metal plastic surgery techno rocker in the history of human civilization.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

I found Digital Beauties a good example of the principal that all artists can become computer users but not all computer users can become artists.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Planck found that his results could not be explained in terms of current nineteenth century physics.
It was found that the plume flicker frequencies match those found using high speed pressure transducers, although these light intensity fluctuations demonstrate greater amplitude.
It was found that once a successful scan strategy was discovered symmetry was difficult to achieve due to the asymmetrical nature of the forming process itself, in that it was not possible to form the whole sheet at the same time.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

I've found a wonderful program that lets you export your whole gedcom file to a MySQL database.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Found that reductions in GHG emissions to 1990 levels by electric utilities in the southeastern region may be less expensive than previously estimated.
John Fielding,
CEO

Davis found that the travel cost method of estimating willingness to pay for visits to a recreation area provided a quite similar answer to his contingent valuation survey.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

I've always found logos intriguing and would try to draw up some for myself from the time I was a long-haired junior high school punk at James Monroe J.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

This was the nicest hotel I found in Costa Rica and one of the more pleasant hotels I've seen anywhere.
 
 
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