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Topic: Robert Wood Johnson Foundation

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

BBC

Politics:

Capitalist

Dream job(s):

Drug dealer, Nurse

Education:

Post-graduate, College

Favorite body part(s):

Heart

Interest(s):

Sex education, English

Favorite destination(s):

Australia

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Finding a job

Medical note(s):

Infected with HIV, Mentally retarded

Membership(s):

World Vision, Local Chamber of Commerce

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

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John Fielding,
CEO

This Robert Wood Johnson Foundation grant provides funding for the �Cash and Counseling Demonstration Project� known in Arkansas as Independent Choices.
The coalitions are funded by the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation in a partnership with the American Medical Association.
Sound Partners is a project of the Benton Foundation and funded by The Robert Wood Johnson Foundation.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Robert Wood Johnson Foundation's Changes in Healthcare Financing and Organizational Program is accepting letters of intent to apply for grants.
The Robert Wood Johnson Foundation Web site has issued a Special Report on Pediatric Palliative Care, located at.
The NQF has submitted a proposal to the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, at their request, and we are awaiting word as to whether it will be funded.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The study was funded by the National Institute on Aging and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation.

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