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Topic: Kidney Foundation

Related:
  Kidney    Foundation  
  National Kidney Foundation    Foundation Grant  
  Health Foundation    Foundation Center  
  Charitable Foundation    Kidney Disease  
  Foundation is a private    National Science Foundation  
  College Foundation    Kidney Failure  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Smallpox vaccine
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Good point(s):Generous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart,  Hair
Favorite sport(s):Racquetball
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery,  Cloning themselves,  Making the world a better place
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Taking Viagra,  Uses laxatives
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The National Kidney Foundation and its 52 Affiliates with more than 200 chapters nationwide comprise the major voluntary health organization in the country whose purpose and efforts are directed solely to this end.
The National Kidney Foundation of Ohio provides the general public with a variety of educational programs, services and materials.
The National Kidney Foundation of Illinois has several programs to increase the public’s awareness of kidney and urinary disease and the appropriate methods of prevention.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

The National Kidney Foundation recommends that all individuals who are at increased risk for chronic kidney disease have their blood pressure measured, and their blood and urine tested for signs of impaired kidney function.
The National Kidney Foundation is dedicated to preventing kidney and urinary tract disease, improving the health and well-being of individuals affected by these diseases and increasing the availability of all organs for transplantation.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

The National Kidney Foundation today announced the setting up of a special memorial fund for their needy and poor elderly kidney patients in memory of their 73-year old benefactor Mdm Chia Fong Ying.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Kidney Disease Outcomes Quality Initiative The National Kidney Foundation has launched an important program to establish and disseminate guidelines to improve clinical outcomes for individuals with kidney disease at all stages.
Kidney Disease Guidelines Release The National Kidney Foundation has launched an important program to establish and disseminate guidelines to improve clinical outcomes for individuals with kidney disease at all stages.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

The National Kidney Foundation seeks the means to the prevention of diseases of the kidney and urinary tract, while at the same time ensuring that those now suffering from these diseases receive the finest possible care.
National Kidney Foundation of Oklahoma - The National Kidney Foundation of Oklahoma works to educate Oklahomans to prevent kidney and urinary tract diseases.
The National Kidney Foundation is dedicated to preventing kidney and urinary tract diseases, improving the health and well-being of individuals and families affected by these diseases and increasing the availability of all organs for transplantation.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

National Kidney Foundation is a major voluntary health organization, seeks to prevent kidney and urinary tract diseases, improve the health and well-being of individuals and families affected by these diseases, and increase the availability of all organs for transplantation.
 
 
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