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Topic: National Science Foundation

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BBC

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Nintendo system

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Bonnie & Clyde

Dream job(s):

Teacher

Education:

Post-graduate, College

Favorite food(s):

Hot dogs

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Science, Physics, English

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Australia

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Infected with HIV

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Getting off welfare, Finding a job

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World Vision, Girl guides, Local Chamber of Commerce

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"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

The National Science Foundation (NSF) today announced awards estimated to total $65 million over five years to fund six major centers in nanoscale science and engineering.
The National Science Foundation (NSF) released a "10-year outlook" for its environmental research and education portfolio on January 8, 2003.
Other government departments joined the fray, headed by the National Science Foundation (NSF) which withdrew only lately from the Internet.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This project has been supported by the National Science Foundation (NSF) and the Office of Forestry, Environment and Natural Resources, Bureau of Science and Technology of the United States Agency for International Development.
The project is supported by a core grant from the National Science Foundation (NSF) with contributions from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Office of Global Programs.
The National Science Foundation (NSF) Grants and Awards - The NSF funds research and education in science and engineering through grants, contracts, and cooperative agreements.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The accomplishment would not have been possible without the National Science Foundation (NSF)-supported high performance wireless network link to Palomar Observatory.
The management of Internet hub technology paid for through the government's National Science Foundation (NSF) was increasingly privatised away from state agencies.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The National Science Foundation has funded a $246,000 grant for a transmission electron microscope and digital imaging system for the Division of Natural Sciences, which will be used for biological research.
The Working Committee on Physical and Mathematical Sciences of the National Science Foundation (NSF) is organized the above one day symposium at the NSF Auditorium on 15th September, 2001.
The NSF (National Science Foundation) sponsored Science and Math Camp takes place for six weeks in the summer and involves formal math, computer and science classes as well as carrying out research projects.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

These RET positions are funded by the National Science Foundation and earn teacher credit.

User Talk

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2005-08-25 18:34:14

What colleges host the two NSF programs established in 1997?

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