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Topic: Fountain of Youth

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Natalie Portman

Good point(s):

Loyal

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite explorer(s):

Francis Drake, Vasco de Gama, Hernan Cortes

Favorite body part(s):

Breasts, Skin

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Favorite drink(s):

Milk

Medical note(s):

Undergoing therapy, Has cancer, Taking weight loss pills

Worst habit(s):

Taking Ecstasy

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Since Ponce de Leon searched for the fountain of youth, people have come to Florida to fulfill their ambitions and build their dreams.
DeSoto Park, where Ponce de Leon once anchored in search of the Fountain of Youth.
Since Ponce De Leon, many have sought the elusive 'Fountain of Youth', and all have failed.

Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Was explored by the Spanish adventurer Juan Ponce de Leon, who arrived here in 1521 while searching for a fountain of youth.
Ponce de Leon , Spanish explorer devoted to a quest for the Fountain of Youth.
The fountain of youth isn't in Florida, where 16th-century Spanish explorer Ponce de Leon went searching for it.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

HGH "THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH" One of the most exciting scientific breakthroughs in anti-aging is the use of hormone replacement therapy.

Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

Ponce de Leon searched for his Fountain of Youth here, and the famed sunken road of Atlantis supposedly lies just offshore.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

THE FOUNTAINS OF YOUTH is a deep, thought-provoking science fiction tale that is not for everyone.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth.
May your fountain be blessed, and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
Let your fountain be blessed, And rejoice in the wife of your youth.

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