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Topic: Frank Zappa

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Rolling Stone magazine
Favorite TV show(s):The Ozbournes
Favorite era(s):1970s
Favorite animal(s):Mouse
Favorite composer(s):Nicolo Paganini,  Rachmaninoff
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Listens to:Eric Clapton,  Led Zeppelin,  Jimi Hendrix
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being Dolly Parton's slave
Favorite type of dance(s):Moshing
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Disco is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art."
 
 
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Miguel Cortez,
Small Business Owner

Frank Zappa's 200 Motels.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Frank Zappa's Musical Language A study of his music by Kaspar Sloots.
Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Frank Zappa's Wife Slaps Suit On EMusic.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Frank Zappa's song "Jewish Princess" sparks vocal protests to the FCC from the B'nai B'rith Anti-Defamation League.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Frank Zappa created this album after disbanding the original Mothers Of Invention, and it has a sound unlike any of his other recordings.
Frank Zappa's Apostrophe (') picked as one of the top ten essential jam-band albums.
Frank Zappa's 200 Motels (1971) keyboards, trombone.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Moved to California with stars in my eyes and Frank Zappa's pigeons in my face.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

" Frank and Moon Unit Zappa's 1982 hit has been fueling my morning work grind.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

My favorite song changes all the time, but currently I like Frank Zappa's Sofa #1 and Sofa #2.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Frank Zappa's daughter was named Moon Unit in commemoration of the moon landing around the time of her birth.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

It was here where he heard Frank Zappa's "Freak Out" album for the first time.
 
 
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