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Topic: Free game play station

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

BBC

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Good point(s):

Patient

Currently has on their coffee table:

TV Guide, Parenting magazine, Men's Health magazine

Favorite body part(s):

Heart, Lungs

Favorite movie(s):

Dead Poets Society

Favorite sport(s):

Walking, Working out at the gym, Bodybuilding

Medical note(s):

Heart attack imminent, Taking Viagra

Membership(s):

Girl guides

Favorite quote(s):

"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"A watched pot never boils"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Docking Station is a free artificial life game and it actually encourages people to play with it's code.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

We have had fun with stations, class games, cardiovascular endurance, and even free play.

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The children usually have free play time at activity stations, followed by singing, Bible stories, games or crafts KID’S KLUB.

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