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Topic: Free Graphics

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Currently has on their coffee table:

Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

South Park

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries

Favorite computer game(s):

Solitaire, Myst, Quake

Listens to:

Cher

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Sending greeting cards, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite time of year:

Halloween, Christmas

Favorite quote(s):

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

These graphics are free for anyone--personal or commercial EXCEPT a site with adult content.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

IMMERSION is a free newsletter that contains concise articles that address the questions and concerns that people in the architectural and technical graphics related industries have about VRML and general 3D Web development.
You get free graphics and you have access to the mail archives which contains free graphics and hints and tips on how to make animated textures.
Free scripts, graphics and other downloads are available.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Free Calendar Graphics and web design by 7Rings.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

These free graphics have been made by us in the hope that one day all will live in peace and harmony and walk the path of love instead.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Certain graphics are free,they are called linkware which means if you like those graphics and want to use them on your personal web site all you have to do is right click on each graphic and save it to your hard drive!
Our free graphics are free to use on personal web sites , providing you give a link back to us!
FREE GRAPHICS On the next page is a selection of graphics and banners which you can use to anhance your site or promote it on other peoples sites.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Free Graphics Collection We offer use all of the graphics in our FREE GRAPHICS COLLECTION free of charge for your personal web sites and crafting needs.
Those free graphics are only free to personal homepages, all others pay a very reasonable licensing fee.
Includes one free graphics scan for your logo or picture and four free updates in first year.

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