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Topic: Free online guitar lessons

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Most admires:Britney Spears
Favorite website(s):Jennicam,  BBC
People talk about their ..:Coolness
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite era(s):1980s
Favorite activity(s):Karaoke
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite composer(s):Nicolo Paganini,  Beethoven
Likes to wear:Diapers
Favorite movie(s):Sound of Music
Listens to:Eric Clapton,  Santana,  Guns N Roses
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Worst habit(s):Buying top 40 music
Favorite quote(s):"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." - Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end." - Igor Stravinsky (1882-1971)
 
 
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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

 Free online guitar lessons from Ted Shumate, guitarist, composer, and recording artist.
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Crossroads Guitar: Crossroads online guitar tabs and guitar lessons conducts streaming instruction for advanced or beginning guitar students; try our free lessons before you purchase!
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 Free online guitar lessons using audio, video, MIDI and notation.
 
 
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