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Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card

Appearance:

Intimidating

Dream job(s):

Lawyer, Private Detective, Tax Collector

Education:

Junior High School

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Law, Real estate

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite destination(s):

Florida

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Getting a divorce, Finding a job

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

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Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

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John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

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Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

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User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: sandy 2005-04-10 16:23:57	which form do I need to you to appoint an executor/administrator to my living will
From: jessica 2005-04-13 17:40:36	child custody
From: Charles York 2005-04-18 21:11:33	I am looking for a free or low cost divorce attorney in my area. Myrtle Beach, S.C. Contact me please 843-450-4039 or yorkismaximus@netscape.net
From: Maria Jackson 2005-05-25 12:17:40	Avoiding Evictions
From: Amy 2005-07-02 21:31:16	If you filed a bankrupcy 8 years ago,and a your reaffirmed the loan on your mobile home, but it never was reflected as of today on your credit as being reaffirmed, it just shows where you had a bankrupcy.If you let the mobile home go back, and you currently bought a home, would it affect your status of your new home, in a negitive manner?
From: KIm Crenshaw 2005-07-08 20:02:44	I need some legal help this credit card company is trying to take every thing I have I am trying to pay them off I miss two payment they are try to send me to jail is that legal I am trying my best please help me thank you.
From: KIm Crenshaw 2005-07-08 20:04:50	I need some legal help this credit card company is trying to take every thing I have I am trying to pay them off I miss two payment they are try to send me to jail is that legal I am trying my best please help me thankyou. Please give me a call 713-675-0550 as soon as you can thank you
From: youyou 2005-08-10 14:14:16	IM STARTING A SMALL JANITORIAL BUS. AND I CALLED THE STATE TO REGISTER MY BUS. AND WHEN I SAID I WANTED IT REGISTERD AS SOLE PROPRIETORSHIP THEY SAID THEY DONT RECANISE THAT IT WOULD HAVE TO BE SOME THING OTHER CAN YOU HELP ME
From: 2005-08-10 14:16:27
From: wendy 2005-09-07 18:21:18	I need help. 8 years ago I gave a car back to the bank that I had it financed through. I never recieved notice or any kind of paperwork saying I would still have to pay for this. NOW 8 years later they want me to pay what was owed on it plus 8 years of interest. I was willing to pay the remainder of the balance due but I don't I should have to pay all the interest on this loan. Please Help should I get me a lawyer and go to court with them. only have like 3weeks to make a decison.

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