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In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Free Internet Service Providers

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE, New York Times

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Credit card, Mobile phone

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Funeral director, Social worker

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite online activity(s):

Spamming, Finding ringtones for their phone, Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet, Finding a job

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

A top music executive has said that telecommunications companies and internet service providers (ISPs) will be asked to pay up for giving their customers access to free song-swapping sites.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

We are the first Commercial Internet Exchange (HKCIX) in Hong Kong offering free exchange service to Internet Service Providers (ISPs) and commercial users.
As we are a collective group of Internet Service Providers, we offer free roaming to various communities in BC, Alberta, and Ontario.
Switch Internet Service Providers to Northern Michigan Online, receive a free month of Dial-Up Access!

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

In addition, most Internet Service Providers will give you a FREE up-to-date copy of Internet Explorer.
Your ISP (Internet Service Provider) may have free hosting available as part of your service.
All Free ISP Find the BEST free and discount Internet Service Providers FAST!

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Most Internet Service Providers offer 5MB or 10MB of free Web space which is more than enough for most purposes.
A top music industry representative said on Saturday that telecommunications companies and Internet service providers will be asked to pay up for giving their customers access to free song-swapping sites.
ther Internet Service Providers (ISP's) also provide free Web space for their subscribers.

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