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Topic: Free Internet service

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular, Mobile phone, Windows computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Remote Control

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Social worker, Banker

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Spamming, Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet, Finding a job

Membership(s):

Electronic Frontier Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Free access to the information contained in this site is conditional upon your acceptance that Saxon Internet Services not be liable for the consequences of any action taken in reliance on such information.
Your free quota should be sufficient to access external Internet services for study purposes.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Services are free and not time-restricted and include help with business writing and access to fax, computers with internet access and a resource library.
The service is free and requires only Internet access and a standard web browser to work.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Before signing up for our FREE Services we suggest that you use our automated port sniffer to identify whether or not your Boradband Internet provider is currently blocking ports on your connection.
It is always FREE to have us evaluate your site for location suitability to receive our high speed wireless Internet services.
Free web development tools and hosting services are available on the Internet.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

It is becoming easier to create you own web page on the Internet and many services are starting to include free web page space in the monthly account fee.
We pay our Internet Service Provider to keep our website online and free of advertising.
Your ISP (Internet Service Provider) may have free hosting available as part of your service.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Most Internet Service Providers offer 5MB or 10MB of free Web space which is more than enough for most purposes.
Free Internet Access Services : Get online at no charge but there's still a price.

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